Today I had my final consultation appointment at Cincinnati Eye Institute (CEI), and my eyes are in good condition and ready for laser correction... this Friday!
The doctor called me "the blind child" during my checkup, and I had to laugh when the assistant wanted to do an eye chart exam without my glasses. You know the one:
Except now they only show you one line at a time. The assistant kept increasing the letter size on her screen (I'm assuming) and asking if I could read any of them. That was an easy, "Nope," each time as I couldn't even see the letters.
On the final screen, when I said I absolutely couldn't read any of it, she replied with a bewildered, "Really??" After that, she had to resort to the grade school game of holding up fingers and asking how many.
When I got to put my glasses back on, this is what I saw on the eye chart:
Yep. That was the only letter, taking up the whole screen. And I couldn't see it.
I could not stop laughing.
So anyway, the rest of the appointment went well. And on Friday I get my vision corrected!! Woo hoo!